Vintage Santa You Ain’t Getting Shit Tote Bag

Bring a touch of cheeky holiday spirit to your everyday routine with the Vintage Santa You Ain’t Getting Shit Tote Bag. Featuring a vintage-style Santa on the phone with the bold line “You Ain’t Getting Shit!” against a festive green background, this tote combines retro inspiration with a distinctive look that is easy to carry every day.

Available in standard and large, this tote features sturdy cotton canvas, reinforced handles and a roomy open top for groceries, books and studio days.

For best care, hand wash in cold water and air dry. Do not dry clean, bleach, tumble dry, or iron directly on the printed design.