Vintage Santa You Ain’t Getting Shit Water Bottle

Bring a touch of cheeky holiday spirit to your daily hydration with the Vintage Santa You Ain’t Getting Shit Water Bottle. Featuring a vintage-style Santa on the phone with the bold line “You Ain’t Getting Shit!” against a festive green background, this bottle combines retro inspiration with a distinctive look that goes everywhere with you.

Available in 17 oz and 25 oz, this double-wall insulated stainless steel bottle keeps drinks cold for 24 hours or hot for 12, with a leak-proof screw lid.

For best care, hand wash only. Do not put in the dishwasher or microwave, and avoid abrasive sponges on the printed design.